Blog by Camilla McPhie, Editor of GQ.COM, http://www.gqmagazine.co.uk /
With easyJet charging £2 for every piece of luggage checked into the hold from October, and baggage handlers dumping mountains of unclaimed baggage in second-hand shops, it’s time to call a moratorium on over-packing. Unless you’re emigrating, are a student on your way to a foreign university, or accompanying Bear Grylls and his charcoal and smoke machine on another “adventure” there is absolutely no need to take more than can be fitted into a 20-inch wheelie suitcase (and we’ll get onto the “wheelie” part in a minute).
Contrary to popular belief, over-packing is not gender-specific. Admittedly, women are a lot more vocal when defending their decision to bring a different pair of shoes for each day away (“But I might be in a pony-skin kitten heel sort of mood!”) but I know just as many men who think it’s perfectly normal to take seven identical white T-shirts, two pairs of sunglasses, four DVDs and Ian Rankin’s last two Rebus hardbacks – on a skiing holiday.
Of course, I haven’t always been the Zen Mistress Of Light Luggage. But after dragging a spine-cripplingly heavy suitcase around New Zealand for two weeks (I even packed an umbrella, for lord’s sake), I came to the conclusion that a) most hotels have heard of shampoo; b) law of averages suggests that if I take four pairs of shoes, I only wear two; and c) the less I pack on the way out, the more duty free and eco-aware ethnic goods I can bring back. So my holiday kit is all flip-flops and roll-into-nothing kaftans. Sort of.
Now, onto the “wheelie” part. While I have just spent the above 200 words in praise of the travelling hostess trolley (mine’s a Tumi LXT Expandable Adventure), I need to lay down a few rules.
- Your case should measure no more than 20 inches. Any bigger and it would be a trunk. But with wheels.
- Should you find yourself trailing a wheelie in a crowded environment, do not stop at the bottom of escalators to get the handle out.
- Do not stop to look for directions or signposts with said wheelie fully extended behind you.
- Do not travel in rush hour with wheels unless you don’t know where you’re going.
- Always apologise if you run over someone’s foot.
- If you’re not that humble, pretend you’re a tourist and snarl.
- That said, children with their very own wheelies are exempt from all of the above. Too young to realise that hiring a porter is a luxury to which we all should aspire, as they’ve only packed two crayons, a packet of Haribos and half a Barbie, you won’t even blink should the spacially unaware little tikes run over your toes.
Camilla McPhie is Editor of GQ.com
www.gq.com
Next week: What to take on board for a long-haul flight…


